LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/4/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/4/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-11-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-26-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-26-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 44 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@cryptovisitor	1	1
@logen9f	1	2
@henruc	1	3
@barski	1	4
@middle-earthling	1	5
@pirulito.zoado	1	6
@manuvert	1	7
@fun.farms	2	8-9
@astramar	2	10-11
@servelle	2	12-13
@anonyvoter	1	14
@fjworld	1	15
@savvytester	1	16
@ieronimus	1	17
@sylmarill	1	18
@ironshield	2	19-20
@efmm	2	21-22
@hivecurious	1	23
@dewabrata	1	24
@amaari	2	25-26
@esbat	1	27
@pepetoken	2	28-29
@cryptomeme	1	30
@irvet	1	31
@iceledy	2	32-33
@vaynard86	1	34
@svanbo	2	35-36
@claudiavb	1	37
@cursephantom	2	38-39
@edgerik	1	40
@sieghard1990	1	41
@keechadkikali	1	42
@awesomegames007	1	43
@belhaven14	1	44

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ironshield

@ironshield, 44 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[ironshield]

Horray, thank you for the !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(6/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[sieghard1990]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sieghard1990

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.
_{Credit: blockchainerx}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(9/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @ironshield
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Day

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@irvet! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(4/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: fun.miner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[servelle]

And one more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[fun.farms]

!HUG 😁

[hug.bot]

Dear @amaari, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @fun.farms.
_(1/3)

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You published more than 200 posts. Your next target is to reach 250 posts.

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If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

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[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[fjworld]

Thank You !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
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[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo_(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
_{Credit: benthomaswwd}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
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[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard about the Angel of Death that’s not so intelligent?
The Dim Reaper?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[keechadkikali]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(2/10)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(10/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[barski]

!VSC
!ALIVE
!LOLZ

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

Saturday !LOLZ BURN 🤡 !ALIVE

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

Burning !LOLZ 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[anonyvoter]

Here we go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ