LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

[vaipraonde]

-My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer.
-How good! Are you going to follow his profession?
-No, he wants me get him out of jail.

Comments

[portugalzin]

hahahahah

você é uma piada mesmo ne?

brincadeira

[vaipraonde]

hahaha. que bom que curtiu!

[lolztoken]

Very good! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)

[pagane]

!PIZZA

[vaipraonde]

!LOLZ

[lolztoken]

Sorry... can't tip yourself. But I can tip you! !LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
@vaipraonde, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

[pizzabot]

@lolztoken, sorry! You need more to stake more $PIZZA to use this command.

The minimum requirement is 20.0 PIZZA staked.

More $PIZZA is available from Hive-Engine or Tribaldex

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@pagane_(2/10) tipped @vaipraonde (x1)

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