Java should've found a way to bring along a (straight) female sidekick as well. If for nothing else but to smack Matt upside the head when he gets the googly eyes and get his head back into the game. Or even better, bring over some of the Real Superheroines of Hive Valley (too bad they are... preoccupied).
Bring a female 'as well' or 'instead of?' I bet yoga is as good in combat as Matt's YMCA karate.