JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic)
by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator)
If there's a Scone Planet, Java may become a permanent resident there. Then he will become really fat. And inevitably go to war with Mafia Planet because he's no longer exporting enough scones to supply their Casino Planets. During the war he will rise to power, become the ruler of Mafia Planet, and known throughout the galaxy as Java the Hutt.
And boom, just like that we have a whole knew Elseworld's Java title. Or a What If..? episode depending on your comic franchise of choice.
Although in every splinter of the multi-verse, delivery driver guy ends up whacked by Mafia goons. It's a... I forget the name of it, one of those historical points that always has to happen like Uncle Ben dying.
Boilerplate:
JAVA JAGUAR is a webcomic based on the true story of a talking jaguar cub found in a coffee shop. Yes, I said based on the true story. Java Jaguar is produced by the nomadic cartoonist, Matt S. Law, on his mobile art studio consisting of Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Microsoft Surface Pro 7+.
To read Java Jaguar from the beginning, start HERE.
Created in Clip Studio Paint Pro on a Surface Pro 4. Here is the time lapse video.
Can we clarify what sort of scones we are talking about? Here in Jolly Old England they come in plain, cheese and fruit varieties. Wars have been fought (maybe) over the order to spread the jam and cream on them. Cheese scones usually just get butter.
In space nobody can hear your cream...
!LOLZ
Scones in America are probably made with a lot more sugar, but they are still like an "almost-dessert." I wonder if people assume that they are healthier than other pastries because they aren't as sweet, but from what I understand they are made with a lot of butter. Certainly not good for you, but maybe slightly less bad?