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RE: Another 'Whacky Neighbors' UPDATE...

in Curie5 years ago

They're hiding from you @angryman, ithink it's obvious. You know their employment, eating habits, parked vehicle timeline, picturing their bedroom window, even rappin with the shrink about'em.

You're reading this from their rooftop aren't you?

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You're reading this from their rooftop aren't you?

No... The wifi signal was bad up there, so I had to scurry down and make a bologna sandwich for the pizza delivery guy.

You don't have to answer this truthfully--I get it. What type of signal is required to know they were ordering a pizza and how'd you know their delivery driver didn't want Turkey?

My phone capitalized Turkey (again), stoopit thing doesn't know the difference between territory and lunch meat.

Mental telepathy... and, by the way... the pizza guy was from Turkey...!!!

Turkey. See that? It did it again. I wonder what else these things do.