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a webcomic, by Matt S. Law






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Speaking of Thunder Cats...

Fun fact, a lion's roar can be heard from 5 miles away. That's one why to strike fear into the heart of a cowardly villain.

Something about lions triggers a primal fear instinct. Once when I was hiking on Oahu with a couple of friends, around dusk I thought I saw a lion out of the corner of my eye. Which makes no sense on Oahu and its not like I had ever seen a lion or any kind of big cat out in the wild before, but my heart absolutely stopped for a few beats.

Of course, if this were a jaguar, Beretka would never have seen him coming. Lions are big and obvious, like the king of the jungle. Jaguars are basically special forces assassin-cats. And I think I have a new idea for a cartoon series "Special Forces Assassin Cats!"

SPECIAL FORCES ASSASSIN CATS!

From the shadows they attack!
Nine lives—and they’re coming back!
Claws of fury, hearts of steel!
You won’t know what hit you—until you get peeled!

SPECIAL FORCES!
ASSASSIN CATS!

Silent paws!
Deadly traps!
Night-vision goggles!
Combat maps!

SPECIAL FORCES!
ASSASSIN CATS!

They’re cute!
They’re mean!
They’re highly trained killing machines!

When evil strikes and trouble’s near,
You’ll hear a hiss—and disappear!

SPECIAL FORCES!
ASSASSIN CATS!

Strike!
Pounce!
Scratch!
Attack!

SPECIAL FORCES ASSASSIN CATS!

Which reminds me, S.W.A.T. Cats was a pretty good cartoon series, too. I guess my idea isn't so innovative...




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The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley is a webcomic about a reality television show following the lives of seven public domain superheroines that all live together in the same mansion in the elite community of Hive Valley.

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Sounds like you may have a winning formula there. Everyone loves cats!

!LOLZ

Actually... I think I joked about making a spin-off series of Java Jaguar using all the talking cats that have appeared so far...

SPECIAL FORCES ASSASSIN CATS!
Java, the fearless leader and best at everything.
Lucky, the half-jaguar, half-vampire, half-rakshasa incompetent boob. But he's rich.
Goldie, the Golden Sphinx, for aerial support and research
and Princess Bella, ruler of Pantheras (or whatever the name of that planet was) for eye candy.

At least there should be no chance of copyright issues with those.

"The Egyptian embassy is here. They'd like to talk to you about their Sphinx."
"Aww, c'mon!"

I think that copyright expired a few thousand years ago :)