There's a whole showing off thing about opening beer bottles. Mind you, I had to really fight with the plastic top of a Coke bottle today. My other half nearly had to go without and I got a sore hand.
Anyway, sexual boasting is just uncool, according to me :)
!LOLZ
You got to get yourself a cobra fang or a great white tooth. You have to protect your hands, you're a musician!
I've had enough hand injuries already. I nearly cut off a finger once!