The fact that poem isn't about being mauled by some rabid animal after chugging an ice cold VB is a travesty. You guys gotta rewrite that shit.
The fact that poem isn't about being mauled by some rabid animal after chugging an ice cold VB is a travesty. You guys gotta rewrite that shit.
Wrong century, but definitely should be in the cultural vernacular.
I know right, there's not even a mention of getting savaged by a croc or a shark, not even a hint of all the deadly venomous snakey bastards we have here. Totally misleading!