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Dan and Bob are robbing a jeweller’s when a cop bursts in.
Give me the gun, son, he says to Dan.
Give it to him! shouts Bob.
Dan shoots. The cop falls.
Oh no! Bob yells. He’s toast! When I said give it to him, I meant hand him the gun!
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Posted in response to @feltbuzz's Zapfic Monday contest
The prompt is Toast
The image is my own.

Oh no!!!😬
😆
Yes, I'm afraid so!:)
Clearly they had limited i.q. issues or the story would have read Robert & Daniel... Juss Sayin'
No, I'm a minimalist. I never waste a syllable.
I am antagonist...
When I like You, I pick on You. 😉
OOps..!! Another little misunderstanding.
😂
I've got to stop repeating myself!:)
Can you imagine doing immediately what your friends tell you without thinking it over and spending the rest of your life in the pokey??.... or the death penalty??? Or... you might just disappear quietly ... without a trace. 😕
No, I can't!:)
It all turns on the meaning of words and it's always a pleasure to read even your tiniest of stories.
You're very kind and right back at you.
Good one!!! :-)
Are you sure?
😆
Strage English humor with the words 🤔 'give it to him' seems obviously the pistol, I had to go ask for help understanding it lol
'Give it to him' in English can mean 'assault him' in some manner...or did Grok tell you that already:)
No grok here, had to ask chatgpt, I won't comment without understand it 😄
I must admire your diligence. I think it's fair to say that most wouldn't bother their arse.
Well most don't have common sense nowadays
lol looks like Bob will be teaching his son lessons from prison...probably forever for shooting a cop
No, they both escape and live happily ever after:)
Haha, this story really made me laugh, The mix-up with “give him the gun” was such a funny twist. Loved how you turned a simple prompt like “Toast” into something so clever and entertaining.
Thanks!
This story had me laughing, Dan completely misunderstood Bob, and the whole situation just got crazier. I love how funny and unexpected it all turned out. Great job on making the "Toast" prompt so entertaining.
#hive #posh