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RE: Speculation: Carwash Apocalypse

in Freewriters2 days ago

Spreadsheeting??? You data people.

First, you have to select your weapon. This goes without saying. Do you know NOTHING????

THEN, first supermarket, fill the trolley, and get the fuck out of there. Find the safest house out of everyone you know and pool resources.

Baton the hatches.

You can't garden potatoes with zombies out there you fool... Unless you have a roof top garden!!!

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Spreadsheets rule. They run the world. I am in the process of using one to inventory the entire house's contents in the event of an incident.

You need to calm the fuck down. Either amphetamines or chamomile tea.