I'm impressed you came up with a poem in five seconds XD
The first one sounds like a potential seed for a roleplaying game, second one would be an awesome skit XD The amateur theatre group I was in at uni would have had some fun with that in one of our shows where it was all skits/shorts.
Bit more than five seconds. :P
I had no idea where I was going with it. Felt a bit lost :D
A likely story XD