knew the future, he would not have come to me!

in Freewriterslast month

When the leader was the Soviet Union
He was sitting in his office smoking his pipe when his secretary came in and said to him: Mr. Stalin,
On the door is a person saying he predicts the future
Stalin said: Execute him
And he continued saying
Oh, these failed fraudsters. If he really knew the future, he would not have come to me!