Here's a funny medical case I came across today, which involves a patient which among other rare symptoms... ejaculated from his ass, lol.
Ok I shouldn't laugh with the misery of others but god damn.. From the ass? π€£π€£
But wait, it gets better. He also presented with pneumaturia and fecaluria, which means he farted and pooped from his dick πππππ
He also noted a substantial amount of urine and sperm passage from his rectum in addition to pneumaturia and fecaluria for the past two years.
Funnily, the actual reason he seeked medical help was "five days of testicular pain". Really?
All these problems arose from an injury that occurred when he was hospitalized a couple years back from the use of a Foley catheter, whatever the fuck that is.
Further investigation divulged a three-week comatose state due to cocaine and phencyclidine intoxication two years prior. Documentation suggested significant trauma with Foley catheter placement associated with hematuria during that hospitalization
Don't worry though, if you ever need one, that seems to be a rare incident:
Cases secondary to Foley catheter placement have not been previously reported in the literature.
Now, I am not much of a doctor but if I get it right...the doctors managed to fix his junk.. somewhat π
Repeat VCUG revealed resolution of the fistula and the patient recovered with only mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume over several months
So he still ejaculated from his ass but only mildly. Ooooff what a relief π₯³
Feel free to visit https://www.cureus.com/articles/68327-a-curious-case-of-rectal-ejaculation if you want to read more about this weird case π€£π€£
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Poor girlfriend. Expecting a pearly necklace and gets a bronze bangle.
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What a bad day to have eyes π reading this π€£π€£π€£
Heard many weird cases or things happening but this one is on Next level. Poor Guy.
Yeah. At least we get to laugh π π
Haha Yea! !LOL π
Fartjacualtion is a real thing
And it's beautiful!
FFS what kind of person just continues his life normally when all things on your body work so wrong π I've got so many questions now about humankind π
a Foley catheter is basically a tube slid all the way into the bladder in order to monitor the amount of urine volume for example and to help bedridden patients that can't go pee in the bathroom.
Also the ass jizz problem was fully resolved - "resolution of fistula"
"only mildly reduced antegrade ejaculatory volume over several months"
meaning a smaller quantity of jizz out the normal way
Ahhhhhh, I thought from the ass. Are you in the medical field?
maybe :P
Dam. Guess heβs not making any pearl necklacesβ¦..π€£π
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Never heard of any case like this. Lol! I just laughed really hard reading his case fro your link. But aside of that, it's a wonder and unique medical case that should be worked on.
Very peculiar case. Heard of plenty of cather related injuries and infections, but never this.
/cursedmalecontraceptive
Lmao!Can't stop laughing.
wow that is very odd!
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That's some of the most next level shit I ever heard off , how you find this stuff π€£
They find me!
Well I'm glad I found you π
It's so hilarious. You really make it funny !
Lol this is really funny to see such person experience this kind of scenario.
I want to be all professional but this shit you just wrote is funny.
A foley's catheter is used to help people pass urine when there is a blockage in the passage..
He probably had a condition that warranted the catheter usage.
So funny.. They fixed it and yes he came from his ass but on a more serious note that guy must have been through hell.
Fistula issues are crazy
Really weird case, from the topic I became extremely interested in it, it's a relief to know his junk was fixed.
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