I guess I've been doing the bible wrong this whole time. So I should stop starting my campfires with pages from the New Testament?
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I guess I've been doing the bible wrong this whole time. So I should stop starting my campfires with pages from the New Testament?
I mean if it's all you got, God won't mind, it's written on your heart. I hear twigs and brush, dead leaves are decent ignition.
But the bible is so much drier.
I've played with enough fire, I'm cool now.
You're going to hell for that pun.