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Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@new.things, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @consciouscat
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

!LOL !HBIT

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

Credit: boboman
@consciouscat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @new.things
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/8)