Sleeping With Saints

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A Night at Hotel Schrenkhof

Munich was calling me for some days at a futuristic challenge to build voice bots for different kind of business use. The „Build the bot days“ had me with the Jury to judge results from all the hard working teams.

Exactly the opposite of this future topic was the hotel where I had my lovely bed. Read about that place and the historic moments I enjoyed.

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The Bed That Has Seen Everything

Let me tell you about the bed I slept in last night. It’s older than most countries. Maybe older than democracy. Definitely older than Wi-Fi, which makes you wonder how anyone survived sleeping in it before they could scroll through their phones at 2 AM.

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Hotel Schrenkhof in Unterhaching, Germany, is built on the historic foundation of an old Bavarian farmhouse. And when they say “historic,” they mean it. The bed in my room looks like it was hand-carved by someone who thought comfort was a character weakness.

Four wooden posts. Hand-painted panels featuring what appears to be a saint (possibly judging me for eating pizza in bed the night before). A black canopy that says “you’re either sleeping under this or you’re sleeping in a tent.” And crispy white linens that are so perfectly made, I felt guilty disturbing them.

This bed has seen things. Wars, probably. Multiple German regimes. The invention of the lightbulb. Definitely tourists like me who check in thinking “this looks charming” and wake up thinking “I just slept in a museum piece and my back knows it.”

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The bed at Hotel Schrenkhof - Where saints watch you sleep and your spine questions your life choices



A Brief History of Bavarian Hospitality (And Wood)

Hotel Schrenkhof isn’t trying to be trendy. It’s not going for that “rustic chic” vibe that hipster hotels charge €400 a night for. This place IS rustic. Authentic, down-to-the-floorboards rustic.

According to their official website, the hotel is family-owned and emphasizes “tradition and atmosphere, individuality and character.” Translation: everything is made of wood, painted with flowers, and weighs approximately 500 pounds.

The breakfast room features “old wood panelling based on the original from Deggendorf and its old tiled fireplace, designed and built on the Fraueninsel, Chiemsee.” That’s not a breakfast room. That’s a heritage site that happens to serve coffee.

The Hotel Stats:

  • Location: Leonhardsweg 6, 82008 Unterhaching (just south of Munich)
  • Rooms: 24 (20 double, 4 single)
  • Capacity: 44 guests
  • Age of the wood: Approximately “very”
  • Number of saints painted on furniture: Lost count
  • Distance from Munich Airport: 35 km (about 40 minutes)
  • Chances your bed was used by Bavarian royalty: Non-zero

The hotel is a 3-star rated establishment with an 8.4/10 rating on various booking sites. Reviewers consistently praise the “charming atmosphere,” “friendly staff,” and “excellent breakfast.”

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Nobody mentions whether the beds are comfortable. Probably because comfort isn’t the point. Authenticity is the point. And authentic 18th-century Bavarian beds were designed to make you grateful you survived the night, not to coddle your lumbar region.



The Room: Where Saints and Sconces Coexist

Let me describe my room, because it deserves proper documentation.

The Headboard: A masterpiece of Bavarian folk art. Hand-painted panels featuring:

  • A central saint (or possibly Mary? Theology isn’t my strong suit)
  • Floral motifs in red, gold, and green
  • Decorative scrollwork that took someone weeks to paint
  • A small canopy top that makes you feel like minor nobility

The Walls: White textured plaster with wall sconces that look like they could’ve held actual candles before electricity was invented. Now they have bulbs shaped like candle flames, which is either charming or trying too hard, depending on your mood.

The Ceiling: Dark wood beams. Because of course. This is Bavaria. If your ceiling isn’t held up by beams that could support a medieval fortress, are you even trying?

The Floor: Striped carpet in burgundy and gray. The only concession to modernity, aside from the WiFi router hiding somewhere in shame.

The Windows: Heavy curtains, naturally. The kind that actually block out light, unlike those flimsy hotel curtains that let sunrise assault you at 5:30 AM.

Modern Amenities:

  • Minibar (in a wooden cabinet, obviously)
  • Desk (wooden, hand-carved)
  • Free WiFi (surprisingly fast, probably because the router is terrified of disappointing the ancient furniture)
  • Sauna access (yes, really)
  • Garden view (overlooking a “sunny charming garden with a little Monopteros”)
  • A real modern bath with heated floor and a huge shower

The room is individually furnished, which means no two rooms are identical. Mine had the saint headboard. Someone else probably has a hunting scene. Another guest might be sleeping under cherubs. It’s a lottery, and everyone wins because everything is equally historic and equally wooden.

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Close-up of the bed - Bavarian folk art or elaborate fire hazard? Both, probably.



The Sleep Experience: Surprisingly Good?

Here’s the thing I wasn’t expecting: I actually slept well.

Yes, the bed is a historical artifact. Yes, it looks like it belongs in a museum. Yes, I half-expected the saint on the headboard to start dispensing life advice at midnight.

But the mattress? Modern. The pillows? Abundant and fluffy. The linens? Crisp, clean, perfect thread count.

Hotel Schrenkhof pulled off the impossible: they preserved the aesthetic authenticity while secretly upgrading the actual sleeping surface. It’s like those vintage cars that look period-correct but have modern engines. You get the experience without the suffering.

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The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Unterhaching isn’t exactly a bustling metropolis, and Leonhardsweg is in the “quiet old center” of town. No traffic noise. No shouting drunks at 3 AM. Just silence, interrupted occasionally by what I assume was a very old building settling into its foundations.

Things That Could Go Wrong But Didn’t:

  • ❌ Creaky floorboards (surprisingly stable)
  • ❌ Drafty windows (sealed tight)
  • ❌ Mysterious noises (none, though I was prepared)
  • ❌ Saint painting falling off the wall (remained firmly attached)
  • ❌ Feeling like I was camping in a furniture store (it was cozy, actually)

The black canopy, which I initially thought would feel claustrophobic, actually created this nice cocooning effect. Like sleeping in a very fancy fort.

I woke up once at 4 AM, looked at the saint painted on the headboard, and thought “you’ve been watching people sleep for 200 years. What have you learned?” The saint offered no wisdom, but I fell back asleep immediately, so maybe that was the answer.



The Breakfast: Where This Hotel Earns Its Stars

Okay, here’s where Hotel Schrenkhof stops being a charming historical curiosity and becomes genuinely excellent.

The breakfast.

Oh, the breakfast.

According to reviews and the hotel’s own description, they serve “regional and homemade delicacies” in a room with that aforementioned Deggendorf wood paneling and Chiemsee fireplace.

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What Was Actually On Offer:

The Bread Selection: Multiple types of fresh German breads and rolls. Not the sad, pre-packaged stuff you get at chain hotels. Real, crusty, probably-baked-this-morning bread.

The Cheese & Meat: Proper Bavarian cold cuts. Multiple cheeses. The kind of breakfast spread where you have to make strategic decisions because you can’t possibly try everything.

The Hot Items: Scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages. Made fresh, not sitting under a heat lamp since yesterday.

The Spreads: Jams, honey (probably local), butter, Nutella for the kids who don’t appreciate the artisanal jams yet.

The Beverages: Coffee (good, strong, German coffee), tea, juices, milk.

The Atmosphere: You’re eating breakfast in a room that looks like it should be hosting a historical reenactment society meeting. The wood paneling is dark, ornate, and definitely has stories. The tiled fireplace adds to the “you’re eating in a very fancy farmhouse” vibe.

The Service: Staff that actually care. They ask for refill your coffee. They ask if you need anything. They speak English, French, and German, which is helpful when you’re a tourist who barely remembers how to say “Danke schön.”

I ate too much. That’s the real review. I sat there for an hour, slowly working through breads and cheeses and meats, knowing I’d regret it later but unable to stop. This is what happens when hotels serve actual food instead of continental breakfast sadness.

TripAdvisor reviews consistently mention the breakfast as a highlight. One reviewer called it “really good.” Another said it’s “regional and homemade delicacies.” Nobody has said “it was adequate,” which is usually the best you can hope for at a 3-star hotel.



The Location: Munich Adjacent, Bavarian Authentic

Unterhaching isn’t a destination. Let’s be honest. It’s a town just south of Munich that most people pass through on the way to somewhere else.

But that’s actually Hotel Schrenkhof’s secret weapon.

What’s Nearby:

  • Munich city center: 20-25 minutes by car or public transport
  • Munich Airport: 35-40 minutes drive
  • St. Korbinian Church: 250 meters (you can see it from the hotel)
  • Sportpark Unterhaching: 1 km walk
  • Restaurants, cafes, shops: All within walking distance

You get the “staying in Bavaria” experience without the “paying Munich hotel prices” experience. A comparable hotel in Munich’s city center would cost 2-3x as much and probably wouldn’t have hand-painted saints on the headboard.

The hotel website mentions they have free private parking, which matters when you’re driving through Bavaria. In Munich proper? Good luck finding parking that doesn’t cost more than your room.

Public transport access is solid. There’s a bus stop 300 meters away, and Unterhaching railway station is a short walk. You can get into Munich’s center without needing a car, GPS, and a prayer.

The Neighborhood Vibe:

Quiet. Tree-lined streets. The kind of place where people actually say “Guten Tag” when you walk past. Small shops. Family-run restaurants. A public pool nearby (Freibad Unterhaching).

It feels like stepping into the Bavaria that tourism brochures promise but rarely deliver. No crowds. No tourist traps. Just a normal Bavarian town where people live normal Bavarian lives, and occasionally tourists stay in a hotel built on a farmhouse foundation and sleep under painted saints.



The Dark Humor Nobody Mentions

Here’s what the hotel website won’t tell you: staying at Hotel Schrenkhof is a reminder that you’re sleeping in furniture that has outlived multiple generations of humans.

That bed? Someone was born in a bed like that. Someone died in a bed like that. Possibly the same person, 80 years later. The wood has absorbed more history than you’ll ever experience.

The breakfast room’s fireplace? It heated rooms before central heating existed. People sat around it in winter, probably complaining about the same things we complain about now, just with fewer smartphones.

Every piece of furniture in this hotel is a memento mori disguised as charming Bavarian decor. You’re not just staying at a hotel. You’re temporarily occupying space in a building that will still be here when you’re dust.

But instead of being depressing, it’s oddly comforting. The wood creaks but holds. The paintings fade but persist. The hotel adapts (WiFi, modern mattresses, updated plumbing) while maintaining its core identity. Sure, travel Bavaria without a good „Helles“ beer has to be on your menu. Better look for different names means breweries to enjoy this delicious part of your travel.

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Hotel Schrenkhof is Bavaria’s answer to the question: “How do you honor the past without becoming a museum?” You fill it with guests. You serve them breakfast. You let them sleep in 200-year-old beds with modern mattresses. You keep the place alive by using it.

The Unspoken Rules:

  1. Don’t lean too hard on the furniture (it’s sturdy, but it’s also older than your country)
  2. Appreciate the craftsmanship (someone hand-painted every flower on that headboard)
  3. Accept that “charming” and “modern” are not always compatible
  4. Eat too much at breakfast (you’re paying for it anyway)
  5. Take photos (your friends won’t believe the saint headboard otherwise)



The Verdict: Would I Stay Again?

Absolutely.

Here’s my cost-benefit analysis:

Costs:

  • €70-120 per night (depending on season and room type)
  • 20-minute commute to Munich center
  • Sleeping under the watchful eyes of Bavarian saints
  • High risk of breakfast overconsumption

Benefits:

  • Actual character (not “designed to look rustic” but genuinely historic)
  • Excellent breakfast included
  • Free parking
  • Quiet location
  • Staff that care
  • A story worth telling (“I slept in a bed older than most universities”)
  • Significantly cheaper than equivalent Munich hotels

The math works.

Could I stay at a modern hotel chain? Sure. Would it have a hand-painted headboard featuring a saint who’s been judging guests since 1820? Unlikely.

Hotel Schrenkhof isn’t for everyone. If you need a gym, a pool, room service at midnight, and furniture designed this decade, look elsewhere. But if you want to experience actual Bavarian hospitality, sleep in a room that feels like a time capsule, and eat breakfast in a wood-paneled hall that would make a historian weep with joy, this is your place.

Final Ratings:

  • Historic Charm: 10/10 (literally built on a farmhouse foundation)
  • Breakfast: 9/10 (knocked points off for making me eat too much)
  • Bed Comfort: 7/10 (looks medieval, sleeps modern, still confusing)
  • Location: 8/10 (quiet but accessible)
  • Value: 9/10 (way cheaper than Munich with more character)
  • Saint Headboard: 11/10 (exceeded expectations)

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Who Should Stay Here:

  • History enthusiasts
  • People who appreciate authentic Bavarian culture
  • Budget-conscious Munich visitors
  • Anyone who wants a good breakfast story
  • Travelers who prefer character over cookie-cutter hotels

Who Shouldn’t Stay Here:

  • Minimalists who hyperventilate around ornate furniture
  • People who need a gym (there’s a sauna, close enough?)
  • Guests allergic to wood, flowers, or saints
  • Anyone expecting a modern boutique hotel experience



The Morning After

I checked out at noon, fully fed, well-rested, and slightly in love with a 200-year-old bed.

The staff asked how I slept. “Great,” I said, which seemed inadequate given the experience. How do you summarize sleeping in a hand-carved four-poster bed with a painted saint watching over you? “Great” doesn’t capture it.

Walking back to my car, I looked at Hotel Schrenkhof from the outside. Unassuming. A nice building, sure, but nothing that screams “YOU MUST STAY HERE.”

But inside? Inside is where Bavaria keeps its secrets. Hand-painted headboards. Fireplaces from Chiemsee. Breakfast bread that’s probably been made the same way for 50 years. Staff who actually remember your name.

As I drove away, I thought about that saint on the headboard. Still there. Still watching. Ready for the next guest who’ll check in, look at the bed, think “this looks interesting,” and wake up the next morning thinking “I just slept better in a museum than I do in my own house.”

Hotel Schrenkhof: Where history meets hospitality, and breakfast makes everything worthwhile.

10/10 would sleep under saints again.






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That place has real character and I would rather stay there than some cloned chain hotel. I've slept in too many of those and they are boring. People did use a lot of wood, but now it seems to be a luxury material.

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You should have a talk to the manager. She has even more character!!!

That's one really interesting location! I can feel the cultural experience only by checking out the images, but living everything in person must be even cooler!!

.... and that uniqueness made me write about it

Wow... every detail takes our breath away... What a wonderful, well-preserved place! Congratulations on this amazing experience!

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At least it has been able to keep it's own identitiy over the years :)

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these places always fascinated me, rustic and the presence of old crafts always make fall in love to these places......few years ago i went to spend night in building built up during the British era and i really enjoy those structure...it is always better to enjoy the authentic touch than the modern luxuries..

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Yes, this was a "different but cool" place

The hotel is very beautiful. I read a description of a different experience from your blog. Best wishes to you.

You look like a marketing manager writing the details of your hotel on a booking website. You must be getting a huge discount for that, LOL.

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None, nothing, nada at all.

But I’m a bit in Marketing and storytelling and here both mixed up.

I did this for the fun and the great location.

What a beautifully written journey! It is so rare nowadays to find a hotel that keeps its history intact while still giving guests a comfortable experiences hehe

attractive place for a family retreat