Still waiting for that David Bowie reference. I play a goblin tribal Commander deck for Magic: The Gathering. Red deck. Mountains. Goblins. It seems thematically relevant to this post somehow. I don't have a goblin taking a shit, but I have Goblin Diplomats and Goblin Caves.
Whoa your goblins are spot on!
How about:
I am the Goblin King, I can do anything!
That reference will do. That movie still circulates fairly steadily in my library.