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Surely one of these nice Nigerian ladies would tell you whatever you want to hear for half the price of your problematic AI. Probably even wear a team uniform for ya.

Hell, for what you ended up paying the AI, I would have put on an outfit. Maybe even lipstick. Cost ya more to get me to shave, though.

funny story to remind us of the age gap. I once wrote a post with reference to the whole Nigerian prince thing, and then someone ended up writing a whole post about my racism and stereotyping. Like they wouldn't believe it's a reference to an old scam.

Cost ya more to get me to shave

Good to know that's an option.