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RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

Either you’re lying about being born in 1984 or we have a huge problem on our hands.

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What are you talking about? You know that we were never born, we simply came to be.

pretty shure the only one who did any coming wush your dad

OHHHHHHH SNAP

Your penis called, it wants its erectile function back.

OHHHHHHH SNAP

ish that your fashe or are you jusht wearing an ugly mask to hide how ugly your fashe ish

This is about as funny as the Gordian knot: It’s not.

what did the naughty knot shay to the other naughty knot?