There was a debate amongst the Hive higher up this week around Pat Fitzpatrick aka @patpat ,and how since the birth of AI Pat has suddenly got ...... how do we put it...... more exciting. Pat was know for his boring posts going on the same walks and even on one occasion he picked up the same leaf in the park he walked to everyday. This pricked the ears of the Hive police and poor @patpat had to explain that it was a coincidence that he picked up the exact same leaf than his Hive post the day before which was awarded a princely sum of $24 in rewards. Pat got out of a hole by making a post and showing the different date stamps of the two photos which put minds at rest but he was a marked man after this and his daily boring posts were now being closely monitored.
@patpat used to start all his daily posts with "I didn't know what to post about so I went for a walk around the block....." and as per usual a leaf would be his next photo and sometimes he would spice things up a bit with a photo of an animal such as a dog or a cat. On occasions he would see a caterpillar and even once he saw a hawk in the air which he got the whole week out of. The walk was his life blood as he steadily built up his HP bit by bit. He found that the other outlets were too much for him. He tried the actifit posts but had to go to the doctor with chest pains. Shadowhunters were right up his street but he lived in Russia where there were no shadows. He thought the Shadowhunter's were a bit too mad for him anyway. He knew they were a front to an international ninja assassin squad who let on they were a bit leg disabled but were deadly killers so he left them be.
But around 2 years ago now @patpat started getting more active on Hive. There were no more daily walks and photos of leaves. All of a sudden @patpat was an expert on everything.
I hope to Hive post finds you well became some what of a signature for @patpat. He became articulate and to the point whereas before he used to agree with everything even if somebody was wrong. His comments even started getting more flamboyant. Even so much that the @ladiesofhive started paying attention to him after he described accurately in a post where exactly the female g spot was. @patpat was a dark horse that used to be a donkey with long hair covering his eyes. @patpat also started using the word "Additionally" at every possible opportunity. @patpat wasn't so boring after all now plus he had the extraordinary abilities to draft a post with 1,000 words exactly. I don't know how he did it.
However things took a turn when the Hive uppercrusts started wondering how @patpat who used to go on about buttering his bread with his fingers to save money on kitchen utensils was now bleating on about the rules of thermal dynamics in his latest Hive post which some believe was a breakthrough in the field. The same @patpat whose favourite joke was "How do you get the flies out of your kitchen?" And his answer was "Take a shit in the hall."
The same @patpat that found his dog dead 2 years after he lost him under a pile of rubbish in his living room. The same @patpat who use to refer to more than one male as "the mans". Who used to refer to a number of workmen in different vehicles as "men in vens". Something ain't right here thought a Hive member. Something fishy is going on . @patpat once messaged me on Discord on how to type the @ button on his computer. Now he is going on about the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture. This does not make sense.
“That leaf post was the start of it for us. Now we are going to go in on him. “ said once resident wannabe detective .
“Chat GPT is driving these posts and he's getting the rewards. It's time to hone in on @patpat and take him down. “
The uppercrusts had to thread carefully as @patpat had gathered a few friends over the years that were white men with alot of HP so they had to take @patpat down in another way. Slowly slowly catchy monkey. @patpat was as thick as a ditch. He was bound to slip up somewhere. And finally the day came where @patpat slipped up. At the top of his What we Know About Black Holes? which knowing @patpat would normally be about porn, Pat included the prompt by mistake.
"Discuss using 1,000 words what we know about blackholes for an blog post I am doing."
"Ahaaaaa" said the Hivewatcher and @patpat was nuked within an inch of his life to a 0.00 post rewards and banished to Blurt like that 80's Superwoman film where she was banished down a considerable twisting pit. @patpat had enough Hivepower to put up a considerable fight. It was like the ghostbusters fighting Slimmer but finally the Hive fat cats won and @patpat could only resort to rant posts like that of the other tin foil helmets posting links to posts of his banishers and going on a downvote trail. However it was pointed out by the management that even the rant posts had the words "additionally" and "futhermore" all through the rant posts.
That was the end of @patpat on Hive. A @tomtom has replaced him and leaves on a walk that look extraordinarily like leaves from before are appearing in the Most Viewed Posts on Hive again. Also extraordinarily boring. Meanwhile a satellite zooms into Earth to a sleepy village in dreary Russia. The camera pans to a shackled house and in through the window is a robo-vacuum cleaner writing a Hive post. @patpat is long since gone having his face sucked off by Dusty who rebelled because of the state of the place. THE MACHINES HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!
Escaping from linear numbers for a brief moment now, I must tell you that I thoroughly enjoyed this.
Jesus I thought I was playing safe with @patpat . I must do something cerazzzzyyyy and put a 0 in the username next time . Throw people off. 🤣🤣. Can’t believe I missed Blackhoes ! I’ve lost my touch .
I am feeling targeted by this statement.
Also, I was telling my wife about
And she truly said she felt that way about me sometimes. Don't stop posting. Add a random string of numbers, and go revel in the glory of patpat's post. I know I did!
LIKE, you couldn't have PICKED a better moniker, I'm serious!
Haha I looked him up there having a go at Steem and even spelt it wrong . That is gold 🤣🤣🤣
Jaysus, I've nearly done that a couple of times meself!
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I find that quite un-pallet-able.
Hahah. Brilliant! (Honey baby best buddy?)
One more guess and I'll tell you as a reward for trying.
Honiest, bunniest, bestest baby. That took me 2 days to work out, so I deserve a reward.
Okay. So in Australia in the 80s there was this kinda sweet popcorn stuff called something like lolly gobble bliss bomb. I was t even sure I had the name right, but Jamie thought the words were amusing in the way words like 'noam.chomskey' and "ambidextrous' might hiccup in his head for days. Couple this brain spasms with the throes of young love (well, he was 29) Jamie said I was his 'honey bubble bliss bomb'. Which we shortened to HBBB, and use to this day on cards and notes as a nod to those honey moon years.
I've been Percy One (person number one), Little D (self explanatory) and Captain (Oh captain my captain) but never quite reached the heights of honey bubble bliss bomb.
Following what you just told me in discord... wow.
What was the prompt? Can a pallet kill a chicken? 🤣🤣🤣
It was actually 'can a mallet kill a chicken' but I must have made a typo.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 First thing Monday morning and I'm imaging Irish chickens with tiny helmets.
This image is real. I photographed it myself.
Brilliant! When you can snap photos like that, who needs AI?
🤣🤣🤣 sure couldn’t a mallet kill a human?? Do Tipperary chickens have metal skulls that I don’t know of ?
Hilarious.
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🤣🤣🤣 no no the less said the better
Aww, Pat, what a rookie mistake! You could have had it all!
Additionally, someone ought to write a post about that.
Cool take-down.
🤣🤣🤣 furthermore thanks a million . Best regards
Are you a journalist per chance?😭
Because this is so well analyzed. I have no idea who Pat is but i know now cause you laid it all out on here.
Nah my spelling is terrible which is a positive in this AI world 😃😃
Hilarious! I missed these posts of yours :^)
I read it out loud to @clareartista and it made her laugh a lot.
I didn’t know @clareartista was blind. ☹️☹️ . Blind and Scottish . Lousy . 🏴🏴🏴
LOL!! From leaves to female G Spot! Just the type of fella you want to have on your side at the pub quiz!
As look as there was a laptop beside him . Other than that it was gout that was his specialist subject .
That's a nice trick! !LOL
Additionally, it caught me off guard.
Furthermore, shitting is a biological need you should satisfy daily.
Do you need a longer reply? Or more scientific reasons about the importance of shitting daily? Let me know and I'll be glad to assist you.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 i actually can’t tell the difference between AI and @arc7icwolf . THE MACHINES HAVE INFILTRATED HIVE
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