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Crap.

LOL, literally the only rule and you fucked it up.

Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little---
oh shit, sorry, I thought you were someone else. You look just like..
wait...
omg
lol
you're that guy whose
um
your thing
lol
it doesn't
you can't
omfg
I gotta go.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL