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RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago

Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little pond like this, I like your eyes they remind me of shiny stinky sea suction cups, do you wanna get out of here?

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    You can't fool me. You're that landfill creature @otherbrandt told me about.

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      What-- how did you--
      it's the smell, isn't it. Always blowing my cover.

      But wait. So he told you about me what did he say does he like me?

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