RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

[corvidae]

Wow, that sounds like a fascinating story and I'd love to hear more about that over a drink.
k ready? This sanitizer cocktail is made from smoky scotch residue. I was thinking we could call it the Insanitizer. After you.

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[otherbrandt]

It's a great name, I'll drink to that! However I can't share details about the Cthulhu story because if I ever do then he gets his eyes back.

[corvidae]

I think you'll be ok if you only tell me.
Anyway, cheers.

Whoa. Woops. Sorry. I got a little messy there.
You drunk yet?

[otherbrandt]

no. cheersh!
!BEER

[corvidae]

Oh hey, thanks, where'd you get this, did you steal it?

You wanna get outta here? Maybe go pick up some trash/get trashed or something?

[otherbrandt]

I don't remember paying for it so I guess I must have stolen it? What happened here did I miss the action?

[corvidae]

No, no, you didn't miss anything. Nothing at all.
Heylook, it's been really nice talking to you for the last, uh, two days, but I gotta bounce. Got an early morning. I really like you, though, so here's my number.
[phone]
Call me, if you want.

[otherbrandt]

Now where have I seen those numbers before. They look so familiar.

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @corvidae, here is a little bit of BEER from @otherbrandt for you. Enjoy it!

Do you want to win SOME BEER together with your friends and draw the BEERKING.

[corvidae]

I don't have to tip you, do I?