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That would have been a perfect example. Nothing beats a joke about a lost rake if you're looking for a good tine.

 last year  

Last tine I got into was a real pickel.

Well, after thinking about it all day... I got nuthin'.

 last year  

As the video played, far away in western NY a man in his late 40's could be seen dancing painfully in his home office, wearing a bathrobe, and holding a bong.

 last year  

You went from spoiled to dirty like that. Not bad for someone who drew a blank all day.

Spoiled and dirty are kinda the same thing for me.