Ladies and gentlemen, it is gradually shifting towards that time of the year again. A time where we pretend to love the people around us and return to our roots to show ourselves to village people, mocking them that we're alive with the cheap new 'bend-down-select' clothes we hurriedly purchased just to go pretend in the village like we're doing well in the cities.
But that's for us superior animals, or like we prefer to call ourselves, humans. On the other side of the divide are groups of some of our friends about to start wailing and mourn because of the war that's about to begin.
The cocky ones wake me every morning with a cry that instead of filling me with pity, it fills me with hope for the festivities which should be weird but is actually normal amongst us humans during this period.
Just this morning I was considering having mercy on it against my personal convictions when I ran into the cocky idiot sexually abusing a henses even when she was running away and begging him to stop.
I just watched as he refused to have mercy on her and my heart was also hardened against it, and come 25th of this month, I'll make sure my young cousin deals with him. Too bad that if he gets that female pregnant, those children will have to grow up without a father.
But what was annoying was seeing fellow humans just walk by without saying or doing anything while the cocky dude went about his duties. In fact, some of them seemed to actually enjoy it. I guess fundamental females right doesn't cover the cockhens kingdom. Because I don't understand why these people would be enjoying this kind of forceful porn so early in the morning.
But it's not that easy either getting a hold of these cocky dudes. Just yesterday I witnessed one of the biggest violations of the human species. My neighbor was in the mood for some pre-christmas celebrations and decided to sacrifice one of his cockneys.
He stalked, prepared, tiptoeing towards the small creature and just at the right time (or so he thought), he dived head on to grab the dude who had been pretending not to notice him. His dive was met with an equal swiftness of movement which left my neighbor grappling at leaves with his head buried in cow dung.
The cockney casually jogged off letting out a laughter that sounded like a cry, and in few seconds he was joined by fellow cockneys and henses to laugh at and mock the innocent man.
But on the other side of the divide are the Ramseys who are in a buoyant and celebratory mode as the survivors of their own war a few months ago. They are there taunting the cockhens, doing hopping dances to show the cockhens that they're a confused species who can't run fast with just two legs, or fly high even with their wings. "You are neither an animal nor a bird", they sing.
It's a turbulent shit show around as this period keeps drawing closer with the different kingdoms going through turbulent times in a bid to survive this period. Even the Ricers have sworn to get heavier in a bid to punish humans. "Before you have a taste of us, you must be hunched over" they swore.
But in all this, one thing is sure, blood will flow and manna will fall. Merry Christmas in advance ye murderers to be..
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Is this a movie
Maybe it could be, if people watch animal porn
Animal porn hahaha
Hahaha bend down select no bad na we get grade one self
Yeah no mercy on chicken this Christmas but expecially for local ones them de hard to catch no be lie, they don get sense now, some even they escape from their owner before Christmas