I remembered back then when I was in school there was a particular house I stayed then that was named getto. However the lifestyle there was that of a getto where a lot of people lived there with different lifestyle and even the look of the building was old.
The people that owns that building also live there as well though it's a family house and each member owns a room that they collect their rent privately from tenant that lives there as well. The funny part is that there is no toilet in the building so there is what we call shot put where we will excrete inside nylon and through it over a fence that is full of bush 🤣🤣.
The alarm that always wake us up every morning is quarell from family members that owns the building to tenant and this have been part of our lives there that it isn't new anymore when such scene occur.
There was a particular day when an issue occured that they went to involve the police and to be sincere when the two policemen came they couldn't enter the building with the way it looks they went back to my greatest surprise saying nawa o which kind building be this in pidgin🤣🤣 and they never came back.
The scene I would never forget was when one of the tenant brought in his girlfriend to sleep over for the night which she did. Then when it was around 2am in the midnight the guy's babe was pressed and she needed to poo 🤣🤣 lol toilet no dey.
The guy told the babe that there is no toilet that the toilet had issue and they are working on it and the girl ask what we she do now, the guy then told her to excrete inside nylon then they will throw it inside the bush at the back of the house.
The babe had no choice than to do so because she was pressed and after she was done excreting, something bad happened. There was one of the landlord son that was sleeping outside the building very close to the bush but the place was comfortable for him to sleep lol. The babe then threw the nylon containing excrete and the next thing we all heard that night was someone shouting ye! ye!! who throw me shit, who throw me shit🤣🤣🤣.
When it was around 7am in the morning the landlord's son then went ahead to call everybody in the building to ask who threw excrete at him in the midnight. He first of all narrate how the incident happened and we all were laughing seriously because the scene was very funny with the way he held the nylon of the excrete but still we pleaded that he shouldn't be annoyed that it was a mistake but he was very upset that the matter will involve police and he will write statement 🤣🤣🤣.
At the end we knew who threw it and it was a beautiful lady with a small body but plenty excrete🤣🤣.
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That kind of house ehn.... I can't survive a day there 😅😅 though I have had my own taste when we were young. Thank God for life 😆😆😆
So, a beautiful lady no dey shit? 🙄🙄
Na Dem shit pass🤣🤣🤣
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You that your shit would be plenty... You dey eat nonsense 😂😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂 that thing is funny when you are not at the receiving end of it. I can imagine the anger and frustration of that landlord's son. I knew that babe would be a case because she entered a house police dare not enter, how won't she, with her small body produce such a giant slaying poo. This is what we call small but mighty 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
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Lol...she did world record shot put throw and it landed on him..lol...
Yeah it was a very funny scene
Oh no! At least the boyfriend should have helped her do the short put na 🤣🤣 shey na him go stay ghetto.
This was a funny read, my condolence to the landlord's son 😝😝
They both have a hand in the scene🤣🤣
Hahaha yeah, they do for sure
Exactly