Good Day everyone.
Hello comedy mic community.
I want to share with you guys the funny jokes I and my classmate did.
At school π« as l and my classmate were going home so we thought of making some fun by creaking some funny jokes to make us laugh and have some fun πβΊοΈ.
β‘οΈ Funny jokes: Why did the π melon jump into the π water ? It wanted to be a π water-melon.
π Why did you give your π scarecrows an award price ππ₯π₯π π₯π₯? Because he was outstanding in the field.
π Why is your history teacher eyes crossed πποΈπ΅βπ« ? she couldn't control her pupils π₯π₯π₯.
πWhy did the π₯ drum take a nap ? It was beat.
πWhy did the tomatoes π turn to red ?It saw the salad π dressing πππΆοΈπ πΌ.
β‘οΈ Punny jokes : What is the computer favorite snack ? micro-chips
π What do you call a belt π³οΈ with a π watch on it ? A waist of time.
π What did the π grape say when it was pinched ? Nothing, it just started to wine π₯πΆ.
πWhy did you call his π€¦pimples horrible prisoners π’ ? Because they keep breaking out.
π What kind of music ππ do balloons ππ hate ? Pop ππͺ‘
β‘οΈ Knock πͺ knock πͺ jokes
πKnock πͺ knock πͺ
Who's there ?
Luttuce
Luttuce in, it's freezing out here
π Knock πͺ knock πͺ
Who's there ?
Widdle
Widdle who ?
Widdle who give me to stop
Knocking
β‘οΈ School jokes : If you have 16 apples π in one hand ποΈand 13 oranges π in the other ποΈ, what do you have ? Big hands π€²
π Have you π€¨π² heard where the word 'studying'came from ? Student -dying π΅βπ«π³π²π©
π What is 47 +121-45Γ·25 -35 ? Headache π₯΅π±ππ±ππ±.
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