The incredible story of my friend "Joaquin.

in Comedy Open Mic6 months ago

Hello friends, sometimes when friends get together jokes always come out, some as they say: cruel, unusual and others that are apparently true, but difficult to believe, it all depends on the seriousness or the way the person tells it. like the story that one day a friend told us while we were enjoying a picnic on my farm, that day after singing and singing with my guitar, when night came, we started to chat and tell some anecdotes, but as you know, At these meetings there is never a shortage of fun people who make us laugh.

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The incredible story of my friend "Joaquin"

Well friends, now I am going to tell you what my friend Joaquín told us that day in the field. At that time we were all young, Joaquín was very lively, he never stayed silent, he spoke up to his elbows, that is, he was ideal to liven up a meeting, and the surprising thing is that when he told a story, he said it with a seriousness that seemed true even though was invented.

Joaquín told us that one day he went hunting with his uncle, mainly to hunt deer. They left around 10 at night with the idea of ​​staying on the mountain until the next day. In his backpack he carried a small hammock to hang from the top of a tree and in his hand a shotgun with which he was going to hunt deer, rabbits or any other game animal. His idea was to reach a lagoon where the deer always came.

Joaquín told us that when they arrived near the lagoon they looked for some tall trees to hang the hammocks, well they had to lie down in the hammocks but not to sleep, but to stay with their eyes wide open and wait for the arrival of a deer to shoot from above the tree. .

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Well friends, I have also gone hunting and I know that to hunt deer you have to do it from the top of a tree, because deer are very skilled, apart from the fact that they have an incredible sense of smell that detects the smell of people, and even , they seem to have ears on their paws. So Joaquin and his uncle stayed all night waiting for a deer to appear, BUT! Yes, something appeared, but something very strange.

Joaquin told us that throughout the night he remained attentive to any noise and with his shotgun ready and his eyes wide open, but time passed and passed and still no deer appeared, but suddenly! At around 3 in the morning, between the breeze and the coldness of the early morning, he could hear music coming from some bushes. It was soft music that increased and decreased in volume, as if someone was turning it up and down. He turned down the volume on a radio, his uncle also listened to that music. But Joaquin told us that when he heard that music that seemed like a cumbia rhythm, his body immediately filled with panic and he called his uncle who was perched on another tree about 40 meters away, so they both got down from the trees and continued listening. the music that sounded to the rhythm of the wind.

Well friends, as I told you at the beginning, Joaquin has always been skilled at telling stories, notice that while he told us this story we all remained silent and attentive to the final outcome, but let me continue telling you the story of my friend Joaquin. .....

As I was telling you, Joaquin felt afraid and called his uncle. After they got down from the trees, they both continued listening to the music. When it was already dawn, Joaquin and his uncle were filled with courage and decided to approach the bush where the mysterious music came out. .

What can I tell you friends! This is to die for, but laughing.

What can I tell you friends! This is to die for, but hilarious.

Joaquín told us that when they arrived at the thicket they saw on the branch of a thorny tree an LP record that existed before, back in the 70s or 80s that perhaps someone had thrown it and it got stuck in that thicket of thorns. Unusual is that one of the spines passed over the record and that's how the sound of the music came out, "Logically these records worked with the needle of the sound system of those times, what do you think, what a liar Joaquín." ...He thought we would believe that story...hahaha hahaha...

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Joaquin is truly skillful in telling lies, I almost believed it, till the ending part revealed everything that it was a lie 😊