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RE: The Rise of The Shadow Hunters Part II: The Chosen One

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Mate, those script writers are going to be coming for our storytelling wit and prowess. I was chucklingly heartily the whole time I was reading this.

Well done. I won't feed you any more plot cues, because you've GOT THIS.

I only must assert that you have never been suicidal, and love your life.

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🤣🤣🤣 I must use that as a chat up line. I must assert you have never been suicidal . The auld suicide train hasn’t come down my tracks yet. One lad tried to hang himself in my small town and the tree branch broke and he needed 13 stitches so we were all a bit weary after him.

There's a really romantic line in a Florence and the Machine song that I love:

Cutting down the family tree

So fitting to our current conversation. But then, there's a video game that I played once (I think it was Pillars of Eternity) - where there's a tree in the middle of the town square, and instead of heads on pikes, like typical 'ol fantasy shit to ward off enemies - the middle of the town tree is a tree decorated by the Christmas tradition of the hung, rotting, being fed upon by carrion ornamental corpses of those who cross whatever authority is skilled in rope tying.

Anyway, that's all way too serious and grim.

I am fucking pleased to announce that I will be making my Comedy Open Mic Club debut tonight with a "great" story about some current events. I do hope you'll check it out when I get around to hitting publish in I don't know how many hours.

Continue loving your life, friend, and may you outlive your shadowhunter enemies.

Speaking of suicide you should read amirtheawesomes post called Prologue . It will be right up your suicide street . I shall be waiting here on a virtual bench like Forrest Gump chatting to Hive posters along the way offering them chocolates awaiting your debut post .

Please hand out links, not false hope.