Lol. It's like aunties were created for these roles everywhere and they do their job diligently.
I got there wearing my short jeans and blue shirt. My aunt bemoaned that I still dress like an 18-year-old,
It's funny that she thinks you still dress like an 18-year-old. Lol, don't mind her everyone gets those comments from their aunties including us ladies. We dress down they say we look older than our age, we dress up well they say we look like slay queens or gold diggers, and the only way to win this battle is just being you.
I finally told her that crypto was going to go up in 2030 and she had 8 years to look for a wife for me. She said this crypto is wicked o, why can't it boom next year?
AWWW! God forbid 2030 is too far and that's indeed wicked some of us will die of hunger waiting.😰
I told her the last girl I met in school left me poor, she practically requested rice and chicken daily then left when she learned things about me. she wasn't a blessing.
Are you sure you didn't go for a slay queen? I suspect your pickup line promised her heaven, stars and moon. Ladies take the first impression seriously, sounds like you promised her a chicken and rice.😅
Anyways don't miss the wedding, you need to invest in just one wedding suite because this is just the beginning, you will be getting a lot of wedding invites in the next 8 years and you can't keep on being a party pooper! hehehe