The COMedy Rumble: Our strange people😆🤣

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago (edited)

Best wishes to all my friends I live in a country where people do things that are unquestionable yes my country name is Pakistan and people here do strange things that are surprising to see. Which proves that people here eat less food than at home
And eat a lot at weddings
Even if they get upset stomach
When the wedding meal starts, everyone breaks down on the food
It seems as if you will die from eating today, eat so much
And then we have a protruding stomach like you
Even girls do not avoid eating, they eat so much, they just keep coming, later it becomes difficult to get up from the chair
Generally, they don't eat at home as much as they do at weddings because there is free food and all kinds of food. Mothers forget their children while eating.😂
The father does not know whether his child has eaten or not.
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A girl eats so much that she becomes fat but later she does various exercises to reduce her weight. She has a protruding stomach like a turtle. She works hard to get her stomach in. She walks and runs. Let the stomach go inside
But she doesn't refrain from eating free food at weddings, she eats like an Indian cartoon, Moto and Patlo, Moto eats so much that his stomach comes out, and Patlo does not eat.😂
Desires to eat like a fat man and look like a fat man
These are the small desires of girls which they try to fulfill but no matter what they do not stop eating
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There is another thing in our country and it is done by the strangest people who grow their moustaches. He comes and the heart sets fire to the forest with a matchbox, but when they touch, they are mine.
Some of the security guards keep it from me, they have a dream
If there is a light breeze, they will fly away, their health is such that if a child pushes them, they will fall.
But to me they look like they have to pull a truck with a mustache
Or cleaning the house yard with a mustache
Or to shoot a gun with a big moustache
They grow mustaches but don't care about their health, they look like a children's cartoon that children play with.😆😁
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And I told from the beginning of my post that they do strange things when they come home on Eid, they don't wait because of the rush, but they become train clothes, the train is not visible, people are visible.
Our nation acts in such a way that the viewer continues to see someone carrying a donkey on a motorcycle and some people are going to cut fodder by attaching a radii to the back of the motorcycle.
And some people are writing F-16 on the sickle and making it a war plane
There are strange actions of our nation, the train is going, they are throwing water on the tire of the bike
From children to old age, they do all the strange actions and most of Faisalabadi people also bow down and do strange actions.😁😁
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They can't stop laughing. Some or the other tell something that girls like us have heard for the first time. There is a channel on YouTube called Rana Ejaz. He is also from Faisalabadi and calls someone or the other every day. When it starts, the laughter doesn't stop, the viewer's stomach starts to hurt. With laughter, these are the people who make the crying laugh. Celebrants are also the most