Todos los sábados me disponía a ir a realizar mi servicio en el hospital, pertenecí por muchos años a las damas de azul, las damas voluntarias del hospital.
Ya yo no disponía del carro ese día, y me tocaba irme en transporte público hasta el hospital, cabe destacar que de mi casa al hospital es un trayecto largo, en camionetica pues mucho, más. En el sector donde vivo no gozamos de mucho transporte público, pues, lograrse montar es un gran milagro.
Luego de un tiempo bastante largo que estuve en la parada, por fin, me monté felizmente en la camionetica, ja, ja, ja, me encanta ir para allá, pero realmente era una gran odisea poder llegar los días sábados al hospital.
Quedé un largo rato de pie en la camionetica, pero ya después de una distancia recorrida, se bajó un pasajero y pude sentarme, quedé del lado de la ventana, yo aprovechaba en tiempo para pensar, si la música me gustaba pues cantaba así fuera en la mente, ja, ja, ja. Ya luego de llevar un rato sentada, yo en mi mundo, siento como unas miradas encima y volteo y veo a dos señoras cuchicheando, viéndome directamente sin disimular, la cara con que me miraban era de pocos amigos, de verdad, no entendía lo que pasaba. Las miré les medio sonreí y me voltearon la cara, de repente, escucho otras personas quejándose, que estaban del lado derecho hacia donde yo estaba sentada, veo que se levantan de sus puestos moviéndose hacia los asientos del lado izquierdo, pero esta vez decían en alta voz: “esta señora de verdad que no tiene vergüenza”, las miré, y luego seguí mirando y me fijé que no habían más mujeres sentadas del lado donde yo estaba sentada, ya habían muchos puestos vacíos, comprendí que el asunto era conmigo, pero yo era inocente de todo, no había hecho absolutamente nada, solo iba mirando por la ventana, me sentía súper incomoda y asustada.
De repente siento un mal olor, muy fétido, alguien se había lanzado una flatulencia, pero como yo iba en la ventana no había sentido nada, resulta que con la brisa, pues, se iba dirección de los demás y fue cuando comprendí que las personas pensaban que era yo. Instantáneamente, las personas empezaron ahora sí a quejarse fuertemente, y decían: Por Dios, cómo puedes ser tan cochina y no respetar, casi te haces en los pantalones, y mil cosas más que gritaron. Me sentía súper avergonzada porque aunque con la mirada les decía que no era yo, pues sus miradas me lanzaban puñales, si hubiesen podido matarme o bajarme a golpe lo hubiesen hecho, ja, ja, ja, pero me armé de valor y les dije: “Señores no soy yo, y la gente decía: “Sí, claro.
Decidí cambiarme hacia el lado izquierdo, pero detrás del conductor, del lado de la ventana nuevamente, y concentrarme en la música, porque la vergüenza e impotencia que tenía no era normal, más no podía bajarme y montarme en otra porque iba tarde y el transporte público los sábados es muy pesado.
Resulta que nuevamente llegó el mal olor, y se dieron cuenta que yo estaba hacia adelante que no era yo, la gente se apenó, muchas mujeres bajaron la cabeza de la pena, era un señor que estaba dormido, creo que estaba borracho, o estrasnochado, porque él estaba ausente de lo que estaba pasando, y se lanzaba flatulencias, flatulencias y flatulencias, ja, ja, ja, y él en el quinto sueño feliz, y yo pasando vergüenza por él, ja, ja, ja, en el momento por supuesto no me dio nada de risa, ahora después de años puedo reírme, y contándolo aquí en este momento, recordándolo, pues, casi me orino de la risa metafóricamente, ja, ja, ja.
Pues moraleja para mí, no juzgar a simple vista, los actos de otros pueden acarrearnos problemas, pero lo importante es la actitud que tomemos, pude levantarme e insultarlos a todos, o bajarme de la camioneta llena de ira, pero no, quien no la debe no la teme, seguir el ejemplo de ese señor, con su tranquilidad, ni se amarga por lo que hizo inconscientemente ni por lo que las personas hablaron de él, quizás ni se enteraría, yo me bajé antes, llegué a mi destino, ellos siguieron en la camioneta, con ese rollo prendido y tragándose el mal olor de las flatulencias, ja, ja, ja, porque el señor siguió lanzándoselos, y ni pendiente.
"La risa es buena para el alma y la salud. Puede levantar tu espíritu durante un mal día, animarte después de un largo día o simplemente hacerte sentir mejor". #comedyopenmic. Esto me encantó.
Debo confesar que estoy publicando desde otro equipo ya tengo un mes, más de un mes sin internet. Cualquier sugerencia es aceptada para mejorar. Las imágenes son editadas desde mi celular Samsung J4 e imagen gratuita pixabay cortesía de derneuemann. El separadorfuente La imagen de las voluntarias de hospitales se puede ver en algunas redes sociales.
Every Saturday I would go to the hospital to do my service, I belonged for many years to the ladies in blue, the volunteer ladies of the hospital.
I no longer had a car, and I had to go by public transportation to the hospital, it should be noted that from my house to the hospital is a long way, and by truck is much, much more. The area where I live does not have a lot of public transportation, so getting on public transportation is a great miracle.
After a long time at the bus stop, finally, I happily got on the truck, ha, ha, ha, ha, I loved going there, but it was really a great odyssey to get to the hospital on Saturdays.
I stayed a long time standing in the van, but after a distance traveled, a passenger got off and I could sit down, I was on the side of the window, I took advantage of the time to think, if I liked the music, I sang so it was in my mind, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. After I had been sitting for a while, I was in my world, I felt some looks on me and I turned around and saw two ladies whispering, looking directly at me without disguise, the face with which they looked at me was of few friends, really, I did not understand what was going on. I looked at them and half smiled and they turned their faces to me, suddenly, I hear other people complaining, they were on the right side of the seat where I was sitting, I see that they get up from their seats and move to the seats on the left side, but this time they said loudly: "this lady really has no shame", I looked at them, and then I continued looking and I noticed that there were no more women sitting on the side where I was sitting, there were already many empty seats, I understood that the matter was with me, but I was innocent of everything, I had done absolutely nothing, I was just looking out the window, I felt super uncomfortable and scared.
Suddenly I felt a bad smell, very foul, someone had farted, but as I was in the window I had not felt anything, it turns out that with the breeze, well, it was going in the direction of others and that was when I understood that people thought it was me. Instantly, people began to complain loudly, and said: "My God, how can you be so dirty and not respect, you almost did in your pants, and a thousand other things they shouted. I felt super embarrassed because even though I told them with my eyes that it was not me, their looks were throwing daggers at me, if they could have killed me or beat me down they would have done it, ha, ha, ha, ha, but I took courage and told them: "Gentlemen, it is not me, and people said: "Yes, of course
I decided to change to the left side, but behind the driver, on the side of the window again, and concentrate on the music, because the shame and helplessness I had was not normal, but I could not get off and get on another one because I was late and public transport on Saturdays is very heavy.
It turns out that again came the bad smell, and they realized that I was forward that it was not me, people were sorry, many women lowered their heads in grief, it was a man who was asleep, I think he was drunk, or late at night, because he was absent of what was happening, and he was farting, farts and farts and farts, ha, ha, ha, ha, and he in the fifth happy dream, and I was embarrassed for him, ha, ha, ha, ha, at the time of course I did not laugh at all, now after years I can laugh, and telling it here at this moment, remembering it, well, I almost peed myself with laughter metaphorically, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Well, moral for me, do not judge at first sight, the acts of others can bring us problems, but the important thing is the attitude we take, I could get up and insult them all, or get out of the truck full of anger, but no, he who does not owe it does not fear it, follow the example of that gentleman, with his tranquility, I got off before, I arrived at my destination, they continued in the truck, with that roll on and swallowing the bad smell of the farts, ha, ha, ha, ha, because the gentleman continued to throw them at them, and not even pending.
"Laughter is good for the soul and your health. It can lift your spirits during a bad day, cheer you up after a long day, or just make you feel better." #comedyopenmic. I loved this.
I must confess that I am posting from another computer and I have a month, more than a month without internet. Any suggestion is accepted to improve. The images are edited from my Samsung J4 cell phone and free pixabay image courtesy of derneuemann. The separator source. The image of the hospital volunteers can be seen in some social networks
This is too funny! 🤣
Thanks for stopping by and it's an honor to be able to bring smiles remembering my not so pleasant moments jhajahaajahj @wittywheat
Thank you for sharing your wonderful story. Just to be clear, I'm laughing at the story, not the agony of being misunderstood that you went through. I'm very bad at expressing myself. Happy weekend! 😄
Sure, jhajahahaj I understood it that way. I fell from the bush and if it hadn't been like that anyway, it doesn't matter, I love to make people smile. A big hug
Hahahaha. The PAIN of being accused when it's not you! I really hate those alcoholics! I understand that sight, people here also never tend to bother waking up drunk people.
Thank you for posting in our COMmunity!
Thank you for your support and kindness. Thank you for stopping by and I look forward to reading your anecdotes and witticisms. At the time it was strong, but now they just bring out smiles. Thank you very much @amirtheawesome1. I forgot to mention that I use translator DeepL. Motivated to learn your language
wuao amiga @lisfabian tienes razón no debemos juzgar a primera vista a las demas personas.
Un abrazo.
Seguro muchos aprovecharon y uno que otro dejaron salir. ya sabes eso de tirarse de perfecto es un caso @mafalda2018. Espero sacar una sonrisa linda de tu ser.
Admit it though... once you realized someone else was smelling up the whole bus, you let a few secret squeaks out. It's okay: I won't tell anyone. 😏