Dearest friends of this amazing comedy community and you all my blog lovers, readers and all my fellow comedians, am here again and before I continue, let me say *Hi" to you all. Believing that each and everyone one of us is bouncing healthily, let me tell you people something that will be of mighty help both to you our menfolk, my fellow ladies and all our children, friends and lovers.
Today's edition is a serious one because, many of our ladies, girls and men are now suffering high blood pressure (HBP) while some other set are suffering Low blood pressure (LBP). Yet, there is another set battling with lost of memory and thinking fast because of this issue am about revealing. Hehehe, am here to save you all against such trauma. Why? Life is too short to dwell on the past or to bring harm and ruin to yourself.
Hmm, there is this trending grooming overshadowing both our Nigerian guys and ladies this days. Let me tell you Incase you're living over there in diaspora or you have not discovered this trending grooming. Here in Nigeria, most of our men, women, boys and girls (both singles and married) now grows a special kind of hairstyle known as DADA. Dada is a natural hair interlocking style. Initially, it's only rastafari individuals that do grow such hairstyles. But, nowadays, we can't even differentiate between the main rastafari individuals and ordinary people because almost everyone is now growing such imitation hairstyle lolz.
I do refer to it as imitation or fake because, they weren't born with it. Rather, they claimed it by interlocking their natural hair thereby giving it a popular name known as Dreadlock.
The reason why am writing this is just to show or display my love for you all that have such individuals as boyfriend's, girlfriends, baby-mama, bae, boo, sugar-daddy, husband, wife etc.
See, it's easier to forget your relationship with normal person than any you had with this set of individuals. Why? hmmm, every home has this, isn't it?
Now tell me, what's the difference between the above mopping stick and this DaDa or dreadlock hairstyle?
With this kind of similarity or resemblance, now tell me what exactly would happen if the relationship should collapse and you do have a mopping stick at home. Let's be honest, whenever you're mopping your house floor with mopping stick, what exactly would flash your mind? Your ex? isn't it? Now let me tell you a story.
There is this my girlfriend whose fiance is a mopping stick guy. Hehehe, hope you understand what I mean? hahaha, I mean that the guys hair resembles that of mopping stick hair. lolz. Honestly, the guy really pampered the girl all through their relationship. But, unfortunately, tragedy befall their relationship and everything ended without creating any room or even an atom of space for reconciliation. Yesterday, the girl came to my house. Though she's now in love with another good guy, something strange happened.
After sweeping the house, I decided to mop. As I took my mopping stick to do the work, my friend started shedding tears and same time, she bursted into heavy crying. Hehehe, ahh, I became dumbfounded because her reason shocked me. Hmm, she told me that the hair of this my mopping stick had just reminded her of that her ex-boyfriend with Dada hair. According to her, it's even the reason why she don't have any mopping stick in her house because, whenever she sees mopping stick hair, it do remind her of the good guy she lost. Additionally, she said that it nearly cause her to suffer high blood pressure (HBP).
Heeew, my people, that is the reason why am saying this as if am warning you. Please, whether your friend is good or bad, if that your friend have dreadlock, encourage him or her to Barbe it to avoid had I know. Including all the married ones among us.
That's my today's opinion. Expect more tomorrow. Please laugh responsibly. Byee
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Lolz, dreadlock is actually a trending style more like a most have hairstyle.
Although, I can't do dreads but I love to see people who have it.
Then, be ready to always cry 😭😭😭
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So mopping stick is now same as dreadlocks? Well, you may be right sha...because it's looks like one.
Funny 😃😃
Problem, so everyone with dreadlocks should go and barb it now to avoid stories that touch. Lols.