I've had my fair share of fun with conspiracy theories, heck I've even come up with some myself. I remember telling my classmates that our math teacher was part of the illuminati trying to force us to join him with numbers. I admit it wasn't my best made up story but it sure did work for them.
I told my sister the tooth fairy was real and wasn't going to give her anything if she didn't give me a portion of her meat every night for 3 weeks, best 3 weeks of my life. Let's face it, conspiracy theories are fun.
Conspiracy theories are like @diikaan and @chincoculbert, you know they exist but you're not quite sure what to do with them. One of the biggest one's out there is America staging the moon landing but I say if they were able to fool the whole world with technology that wasn't even developed then I say they are free to get away with that one.
Another one is the earth being flat even with all the very educative children's cartoons we've seen. This is a theory I want to believe because I have a couple of people I want to push over the edge if I ever see it.
Now if the illuminati is truly real, they've left me disappointed with their not so secret society. I mean the whole point was to control the masses from the shadows. Whats the point of being secretive if you can't stay secret.
The bigfoot own gets me every time. Bigfoot is supposed to be the missing link between humans and apes meaning more intelligent than apes but less intelligent than human being yet this creature has managed to elude us every single time. I think we need to check ourselves as the most "intelligent" creatures on the planet.
They say if you hold up a candle in a dark room room by yourself and repeat bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror, she appears. Well thats more of an urban legend than a conspiracy theory. Usually I like to debunk these things myself so I can tell people that believe it what sort of assholes they are but I can't this time. Its not because I'm scared or anything, I just don't have a candle but tell me how it goes when you try.
The last one I can think of is the moon being fake, it was made by China. I believe I can easily debunk this one. If the moon was really made by China, it wouldn't have lasted this long.
Lol I just believe these things are just fiction and can Never be true
I tried the bloody Mary thing with some friends and when I mean tried, I mean they tried and I waited for the results, I hadn't heard from them since
Fr??😲
Please contact them o😂 they could be gone.
nahh, I don't want to risk it
If you say so
you're a smart guy, sorry about your friends though
Zombies own Comedy Open Mic but I could only see two names mentioned in this post, is it what I'm thinking?
its exactly what you're thinking
It's better to be useless than to be nonexistent. At least you can still fool people
Exactly! You've written down most of the evil things I have in my head. Hehe but...
Dude I'd personally get you one so you can try and tell us how it all went🤣🤣🤣🤣.
nahh, I rather stay in the dark thank you very much
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I could remember when I was in ss2 in high school then. A friend of mine sent me a text message claiming he is Illuminati and they are coming for me because they see I am a star😂😂. Truth be told I was so scared😂😂. But I later got to hear he was the one that sent it.
And which moon are you talking about? Is it the same moon in the sky? Ohhhh this got me laughing because who we have the audacity to say the moon is fake😂
Well they're still coming for you, they just called again
Atleast you admit that I partly own comedyopenmic... the only thing you can do with me is to actually enjoy me while you can
I knew it!!!!!!!!
I wish I could push the flat-earthers off the edge.
Wait, so the moon really wasn't made by China??