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Sixteen Russian imperial stouts, nine of Colorado's finest psilocybin caps, two pounds of Swiss mountain goat cheese, and one refurbished Macintosh 128k

None of these are methods.

Not with that attitude they aren't. Do you need a beer or something?

yesh please

Somebody please cut this guy off.

No I just need a dictionary so I can show you how to look up the word method.

None of these are methods

This.

Who the hell are @jesus and @null and why did you tag them?

Well @jesus does a lot of giving and @null does a lot of taking so I figured I'd tag them both so they'd even each other out and maybe it would help bring balance to the COMtest.

thatsh reasonable