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I've had my fair share of strange things in this life. The things that left my jaw dropping and the ones that makes me show that surprised emoji as though my eyes would pop out from their sockets. Some things my eyes have seen, even my mouth is tired of talking about them. Sometimes I just look the other way and mind my business but there are some times you just can't mind your business especially when you are being dealt with by the mosquitoes.
During my mandatory National Youth Service Corps after graduation from the University, I was posted to another state called Kwara. I have never been there but I was excited because at least I wasn't sent into a land so far away. It's just 3-4 hours away from my State. After the orientation camp, I was posted to a place called Lafiagi which is another roughly 2 hours.
Everything in that place is always to the extreme 😂😂🤣🤣😂. If it rains, just pray you are indoors else you wouldn't have a place to hide except in another person's house. When it's windy, just pray you have no clothing items outside else, just plan on buying another cloth because you can't find it again. Ah! When it's sunny, you can have your bath 3-4 times a day and I wondered if maybe that's why everyone there looks so dark 😂😂😂. We were in the common room when this wind started that day. I saw it coming and I quickly ran into my room, locked my windows and bolted my door when someone ran downstairs to pick up his washed clothes. As he was passing the common room, this wind lifted the blackboard and threw it on his back as though the wind was angry why it was denied an opportunity to wear clothes. It was funnier when the guy narrated it to us.
It was in this place that I noticed mosquitoes are different. Ah. Whoever tells you that simple things in life don't matter, knock the person on the head because it's obvious that person has never been in bed with a mosquito. Tiny but powerful with commanding effect. I've never seen a mosquito with curvy proboscis or mouth before. I killed this mosquito and I noticed the curvy mouth. That was when I knew that mosquitoes have grade - straight mouths, curvy mouths, bent mouths and strange-looking ones too.
Another strange thing I've seen involves food. If you live in Nigeria and you see some weird food combinations, just know that whoever is combining such want to fill the tummy so they won't have to eat again either till the next day or later that night. We call it tummy stuffing but I can never understand people combining Noodles/Spag with bread. Ah. Are you a cultist? What is your sole purpose or what do you want to achieve with that weird combo? How can people combine noodles with bread, bread oh... I mean bread? Ah
The one that gets me confused the most are those who combine Fufu (Starch) with beans. When you are not an armed robber, how can people eat Fufu (Starch) with beans? I've always been hearing the phrase that says "Many are mad but few are roaming" I actually believed it for the first time when I started seeing weird food combinations.
What's the weird food combination you've had or seen before now? I would love to know...
Thank you for your time.
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I didn't know we now had tornados in Nigeria now😂😂..and you see the fufu and beans thing, I almost passed out the first time I saw it. You say robbers??...it's only people that have been possessed that eat fufu and beans
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 possessed 🤣🤣😂🤣. You tried it once...I have to hail you. I can never try it. What would I say entered me to try it? With my small tummy... I can't even try 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂 That food isn't so weird na... I have members in my family that enjoy their noodles with bread more. Although I don't know how to eat it.
That place you did your service is almost like the one I'm schooling in now... When it's rainy season, this place own is extra violent and when it's dry season, heat will almost kill you.
In all, I'll say God is wonderful 😍😂
Oh you are here, I was just even giving him the update just now, hahaha... That's my sister, we dey represent 😂😂😂.
You don't know how to eat it but you've tried it, so how was it? 😂.
It's not tryable for me again 😁😂
Is alrit, you are doing well 😁😁😁.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 don't turn her into a cultist o...she no do.
H😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a, no way, na by force oo 😂h😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a😂h😂 a😂h😂a.
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣 abeg o...make she no collect o 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 I thought as much.
That's your sister? Wawu... You people are all shades of cuteness o... Fantastic 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
She tried it before? Hahahaha I am sure she would never try it again...
Yes she is my sister 🤭.
Yeah maybe 😁😁😁😁.
Cuteness runs in your family o 🥰❣️🥰❣️🥰❣️🥰❣️🥰❣️🥰❣️❣️❣️🥰❣️🥰❣️❣️🥰❣️❣️🥰
Awwn, thank you 🙈🙈🙈🙈🥰🥰🥰🥰.
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😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 those who invented noodles sef don't eat it with bread. Nigerians and overdo 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂. You see? You don't even know how to eat it too 😂😂🤣🤣😂 I am not alone. Mehn... I can't even try it. Nada!!!
That place I served was something else. Ah. Just glad I was done.
Thank you so much dear. Indeed, God is wonderful. Stay safe dear.
Try it o
It's delicious, so I heard 😁
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 never. You try it first and give me reviews.
I can't o
Let's leave it for the others to come and do review 😁😂
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Everything in Nigeria is just weird 😂😂😂😂 crazy food combination that will make you think if that person is normal.
Rice and okra, bread and noodles, everything you said just got me laughing.
🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 Nigeria is a weird country so I am not surprised 😂🤣🤣🤣😂. Yes, Rice and Okro...ah... Very annoying.
Seriously annoying and someone is telling me bread and noodles is very delicious that I should try it out😂😂
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂 that person is a cultist...
I thought so too😂
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No because people that eat weird food combination can stay far away from me.
Noodles and spag? Definitely a cultist because what!? 😂
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 that's exactly my reaction. I can't wrap my head around it. It's so strange and weird to me. I can never try it... That means I can come closer to you...yaaaaaay. 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Hahaha, the wind must have been really sad 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣.
I've seen such mosquitoes oo, they are very much here, I don't even know when I started using net because of the mosquitoes, I don't like it before but nobody preached to me before I started using it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅.
Bread and indomie, you've not tried it? Ah, no oo, it's like you are the weird one 😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😜😜😜, I have tried it so many times 😁😝😁😁.
Even beans soup and eba, I've eaten it too 😋. Another weird food combination I've tried is soaked Garri and pineapple, even banana very nice combo 😂😂😍😍😋😋😋.
The wind was very bored and it turned to anger 🤣🤣😂😂 that land is the land of the angry ones. Everything is naturally angry there.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 When you see such mosquitoes, you have no choice than to be scared for your life. It's a good thing you used mosquito net.
Whaaaaaaaat??? Oh my! You are not just a cultist but armed robber 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂. I can never and would never try it. 😂😂🤣🤣😂 Ah... I don't want to belong to such a gang o 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Haha, but I know people that lived in kwara, they are light skin 😂😂, is like it's the dungeon in kwara that they took you guys to oo, no wonder the upgraded mosquitoes too 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Hehehe, yes naw, the reason I like it is because I don't like noodles with too much oil so I add the bread to make it blend well whenever there is too much vegetable oil in it.
So you've not tasted ogwho beans? Ah, no na, you are missing if you've not 😎😎.
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 it is a correct dungeon o... It's 2 hours drive away from Ilorin itself so you can imagine...
Then don't add oil to it na 😂😂🤣🤣😂 no be you dey cook am? 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
I don't want to try both...never...won't happen 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
As in ehn, I get it 😂😂.
Sometimes I'm not the one that prepares it 😢😢😢😢.
Hahaha, the day you come and visit me that's what I will prepare oo 😁😁😊😀😀😂😂😆.
I would have eaten before visiting you, before you will turn me into a cultist 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂. Don't tell me Merit is the one with the oily noodles 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
So you will come and visit me but you won't eat? It will not even happen 😂😂😂.
Why don't we ask her, @merit.ahama come first.
The time you spent analyzing that mosquito with those characteristics must be long oo 😅😅😅😅
That guy must be lucky the wind didn't carry him away to a strange place. At least the hit from the blackboard would be small pain for him 😆😆
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 I killed the mosquito in anger and noticed it....with few more after that too. It was a strange land...maybe it still is...
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 Thank God the wind didn't take him away o
Yay! 🤗
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Nicely written. Nigerian mosquitoes are something else. Infact they're terrorists, they can even bite through thick leather clothes
🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂 you mentioned it so well. They are terrorists... hoodlums 😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣