RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

[otherbrandt]

go home you hack you are trunk

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[notanotherbrandt]

I'm not the one holding an empty bottle of cooking wine now am I.

[otherbrandt]

thish ishnt cooking wine itsh rubbing alcohol.

[brandt]

He meant the other hand.

[otherbrandt]

knock knock.

[notanotherbrandt]

Who's there?

[otherbrandt]

@brandt

[notanotherbrandt]

@brandt who?

[brandt]

Go away.

[otherbrandt]

my left hand knowsh not what my right hand ish doing