Dear Angrychap,
I'm glad I didn't read this, and didn't take notice of where I was when I wasn't reading this. No glitch in any matrix here, no siree bob. I didn't remember that you remembered not to post this and this wasn't a comment. I only thought I thunk it.
P.S. I hear they can do things about small penises these days, not that I don't know just I cant say. Something else from those Anon Dudes.
Little Known Fact- Not Reading allows you to absorb as much information as not posting what you didn't read so 3 thumbs up.
Sincerely,
M.A Micropenises Anonymous
I'm so glad that I spared you the discomfort of reading a non-existing post that I didn't make, as well as your up-vote, ecency boost and relatively decipherable comment Mr. @Rubido. It's certainly greatly appreciated by someone - I'm sure...
Solutions: Fat guys can gain an inch+ in length simply by shedding weight. Anyone can gain an inch+ over the span of about fifteen to twenty years, if they stop wearing underwear - allowing gravity to work it's magic...😎 (I learned this in an Art History class while at college, many years ago...)
Thanks for the advice, I've never worn underwear very often and as for losing body mass I might be able to gain a few mm. I guess its back to tying the non existing weights on and hoping I don't pop a stiffy.
Hanging weights, speeds the process...😎Or, so I heard