RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest

[rubido]

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Sweet deal right?

(Picture stolen from google cause I'm lazy.)

Comments

[therealrubido]

Dont do it he steals ideas

[rubido]

Ignore this dude, he's just a cunt.

[therealrubido]

You stole my idea.

[rubido]

Fuck off and get back in the box.

[therealrubido]

Thats it I'm gonna downvote your punk ass, Thief

[rubido]

Seriously that's the best you got.

[therealrubido]

I know where you live...

[notanotherbrandt]

Hello, friend!

[otherbrandt]

did shomeone shay turpentine? here i am

[rubido]

Yup and all for something with no real value! What a deal right?

[otherbrandt]

great ill buy a thoushand shares of whatever you are shelling