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And we haven't seen him since... maybe we should call for a wellness check on Golden Boy.

Oops. Waitaminut! That was Wonder Boy. Who was cheating on her with Golden Girl. I forgot, too, so I won't dock you any points...

Oh no! I messed up his name! I am sooo dead. (but, names and me, they do not go)

But anyways, give her those memories! Cheating Wonder Boy. That will put her into a rut!