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RE: Nerd By Northwest #257 – “D&D’s Red-Headed Stepchild”

In the game I ran tonight, our charlatan-background bard had some moments for entertaining RP.

Essentially, he's Fantasy Alex Jones. Race: Lizardfolk, because cross-conspiracy humor is extra-funny. He has a pet frog he has named Adreno-Toad, and he insists the chemicals made it gay.

When he was typing his inventory after a fight, autocorrect switched "scimitars" to "seminars,"so now he talks about holding seminars, or offering seminars to sell.

And yes, his in-character voice is gruff and gravelly, and sometimes quite shouty.

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That is awesome. You should suggest he also do rants on how the New World Order mages are secretly manipulating the weather... 😂

We are using the Tiamat module, and he is telling anyone who will listen that the Dragon Queen is a globalist plot to take over the Forgotten Realms. And he is kinda right on the money. It's the ol' right conclusion despite bad reasoning thing.