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Needs a live drummer to really make those zingers hit home. I may be available for that gig.

!LOLZ

You really need to stay alert for that job. Neil Peart auditioned but had trouble keeping up with Java's discreet, rapid-fire puns.

Yeah, but he would play them in 13/8 or something.

It is salmon. Pussy hat wearers would not be caught dead in that color.

And JAVA does stand up on his hind legs to be expressive with his arms
... so i guess he could do stand up

A huge percentage of the american population are severely obese
... and they can't do stand up.

He couldn't do stand-up if he were a snow leopard. Because Asian. :)