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Jeez! Did you miss the key information above?

I am 71% idiot

And... Uhm... Anyway, how d'you know I wasn't travelling to work when I wrote the post???

I'll tell ya why:

A - That would imply I could do 2 things at once (clearly a ludicrous implication)
B - I am isolating due to a covid ravaged Mrs Steven although she is on the mend again, happily.
C - If I call it "travelling" to work, Boris may place my workplace on the no travel list...

P.S - I know what you're thinking... Just 71%???