La Dominguera - Invasión / Starship Troopers

alesama666 (48) 3 years ago

no creo que hablen de marcianos al ataque una película cómica

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doncustom (57) 3 years ago

no seria mala idea una película cómica espacial

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doncustom (57) 3 years ago

es feo vivir con el temor de las zondas

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

There are II kinds of people
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efmm (53) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 6 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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efmm (53) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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A taxidermist takes only your skin.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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The Dim Reaper?
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

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lolzbot (70) 5 months ago

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor
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