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I wouldn't imagine you to have had any for quite a while...I don't suppose it would make you feel better if I enjoyed some on your behalf, but I'm willing to give it a try. I would go as far as having two bits, just to be doubly sure. I know, I'm all heart. 🙂

You will end up eating that Carob nonsense :D

i imagine that's as bad as it sounds

I figure it would take a similar mental to being in jail and there being a fat inmate with long hair and making the decision, "She'll do" to stomach it.

What happened to your chocolate? D:

my pancreas ain't having it

Sorry to hear that :/ , stay strong!