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In the Eastern bracket, Virginia gains the strategic advantage due to its political and military history—home to the CIA and presidential graves—while Tennessee’s guns and rugged terrain also get recognition. The states are analyzed with hilarious personal anecdotes, historical reference hijinks, and regional stereotypes.
The Western and Northern Fronts
In the West, Oregon is dismissed as too liberal—populated by bearded, beanstalked hipsters and blue-collar loggers—while Montana and Idaho are praised as rugged, gun-slinging territories with ample resources, hunting skills, and enemies shot from afar. Alaska stands out as the ultimate tough survivor due to its brutal cold and remote, self-reliant population, overshadowing Hawaii’s idyllic but fragile paradise.