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The parody extends into historical satire by suggesting that "our forefathers" also suffered from debilitating constipation 235 years ago, implying that unwillingness or inability to pass stool has long been a bipartisan national dilemma. The speaker mocks outdated and ineffective remedies from history, such as the infamous "cork up the butt" method, describing it with grotesque humor and mentioning "stink finger syndrome"—a fictional and absurd condition.