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The Michigan controversy centers around Conor Stallions, a former staff member, and allegations of sign stealing that have taken the spotlight. With a hefty 137-page document from Michigan asserting their innocence and pushing back against the NCAA's allegations of widespread cheating, the unexpected battle between college powers and governing bodies ignites.
The tone of Dockage's commentary is straightforward, mocking the excuses offered by Michigan while highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Phrases like "grossly overreaching" and "lack of credible evidence" reflect Michigan’s attempt to downplay the severity of their alleged infractions. The humorous comparisons to nonsense excuses used in personal relationships further emphasize the ridiculousness of the situation.