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On a lighter note, the speaker celebrates the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, with Joey Chestnut’s 17th victory. Chestnut’s feat of eating 70.5 hot dogs in 10 minutes is framed as a spectacle of American patriotism—a celebration of excess and competitive endurance. The event also sparks conspiracy theories about potential fixing, jokingly suggesting that the over/under of 71 hot dogs was manipulated, which he dismisses with humor.
PETA’s protests are acknowledged but dismissed, emphasizing that traditional American staples like hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet cars are linked to national pride. The speaker humorously dismisses vegan hot dog substitutes as unappealing and supports Chestnut’s dominance as a symbol of American resilience.