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A humorous hypothetical concludes the critique: if stranded on a desert island with Megan Markle or Kamala Harris, who would the speaker choose? The answer is Markle, mainly because her "cackle" is more tolerable than Harris’s. The speaker is intrigued by Markle's complex personality—her narcissism, her royal experience, and her vulnerabilities—which can be studied anthropologically.
In contrast, Harris’s persona is deemed "fingernails on a chalkboard," and her supposed lack of intelligence seals her fate as unbearable to spend prolonged time with. The speaker commends Markle’s education (Northwestern University), contrasting her with Harris, who is characterized as objectively "stupid."